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After I shave my legs and flour them, with baby powder that is, and moisturize the hell out of them, and I open a brand new pair of pantyhose, so begins the stretching ritual. You know what I'm talking about, you have to take each leg and carefully stretch it out as far as it will go, and then stretch each leg sideways, hopefully avoiding snagging them in the process with your fingernails or a callous on your fingers.
And then once that's done, the legs are still not stretched out enough, but what can you do? You have to carefully roll up each leg, still stretching them sideways as you do it, and slide them over your toes, hopefully your toenails have been clipped, and pull each leg up. Sure it's a struggle at first, the nylon is too tight, and you just want to yank them up your legs, but you can't. You have to be oh so gentle with these puppies, or else you'll snag the hell out of them, or rip them.
And so after struggling to get your nylons pulled up, you'll probably notice a few snags in the thighs usually. What no snags yet? Well just wait, as you watch snags will magically form right before your eyes. It's inevitable. Microscopic pieces of stubble, and dry flakes of skin will pick and pull and the nylon fabric. So theres a few snags in your hose, no big deal right? Just as long as there are no runs.
But now you want to get dressed and your clothes are in another room. What? You want to walk across the floor in your bare nylon clad feet? That's just asking for trouble. I've ruined more nylons this way, Little things in the carpet, or a stray nail, will catch the nylon and rip a hole in it, you can almost bet on it. And the hole is usually in the heel, so before you can even say nail polish, there's a run zipping up the back of your leg. Even if you only have to walk a few feet, disaster will strike. So what can you do? Walk on your tiptoes very carefully like a ballet dancer, that's what I usually do.
After wearing my pantyhose all day and if luck has been with me, they will still be intact, with a minimum of snaggage and zero runs, I have to wash them by hand. Putting them in the washer will ruin them, and putting them in the dryer will shrink them, so in the sink the go, and I hang them up in the shower to dry them.
And after they are dry they are ready to wear once more. The only difference this time in putting them on, is that they are all stretched out, meaning that they glide on smoothly and fit more comfortably then they did when they were new. But it's then that I will snag them on something and rip a huge hole in them, and have to start all over again, breaking in a new pair of pantyhose. Why can't pantyhose just come pre-stretched right out of the package?
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So I was sitting here in my recliner chair this morning, with my pantyhose on of course, and nothing else, no shirt no bra no nothing, absolutely naked except my tan pair of pantyhose! Hey I wear pantyhose 24/7 and at night when I get home from work and I'm all alone, I strip off my uniform and my bra right down to my pantyhose and I walk around the house the rest of the night that way, and I sleep that way and when I get up in the morning I stay like that until I need to get dressed for work.
But still it does have it's drawbacks. Like this morning, a day like any other day right? Wrong! It started out all right, till I was drinking my morning cup of coffee, and while I was balancing the cup on the arm of my chair, some mysterious force knocked it off the arm and right into my lap! I mean I only set it down for a minute just to pick up my newspaper off the floor, and then Wham! A whole cup of coffee in my lap! What did I do to deserve that?
And did it burn? You betcha, it hurt like a S.O.B! My pantyhose might have protected my legs from being scalded. There were some red patches on my legs, but nothing permanent thank goodness! And so after screaming at the op of my voice, I cleaned up the coffee on my legs with a cold wet dish cloth, and made myself another cup of coffee, this second cup I actually got to drink. Then I got dressed, my legs still smelling of coffee, and then went off to work. I took a shower when I got home, and washed my pantyhose out, and hung them up to dry, all in all it wasn't a really bad day, except…
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No matter how many times I put on my pantyhose, I always have to pee immediately afterwards. It doesn't make any sense really. I don't have to go before putting them on, but right after I pull them up all the way, to my waist, Bingo! I have to go! That's not right.
But anyway, does it really make sense how a guy, who is supposed to be your boyfriend, won't even look at you when you're dressed up to the hilt , looking hot as hell, but he will look at other girls, when we are out together? I suspect he might be cheating on me, but I have no proof yet. But I'll catch him, wait and see.
Granted I my not be Paris Hilton, but I'm still pretty damned attractive!
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Out of my control tops that is. Who needs them? I hate the way my legs look in them. I like the smooth look all the way up my butt. It turns me on just looking at myself in the mirror, I can only imagine what guys must think.
Black looks good, but snags too much, the medium and light colors add just enough color to get rid of that pasty look my legs usually have this time of year, actually all year, and the snags don't show up as much.
But anyway, what have I been up to? Not much really, working my job, and living my life, not much of a life really, kind of boring, but it is my life! And of course I've been buying different brands and trying different shades of pantyhose, that's always fun. My boyfriend doesn't seem to care really, he seems to think that no matter what I wear, I'll never measure up to all the other women he looks at everyday. So I'm not as skinny as them, and so I'm not as young as them, but I'm still attractive, and getting better looking every day.
So I came across a picture of Lindsay Lohan flashing her control tops, and just thought I'd pass it along. Way to go Lindsay!
So what is all this leading up to you may ask? It's all about the pantyhose baby! But you'll never see me in my pantyhose. Why? Because I don't want you to. You can see a picture of me in my photo albums, and you can see pictures of the pantyhose I am wearing, but you are not allowed to see me wearing pantyhose. There are lots of reasons for this, mainly because it's all been done before, by girls a lot more attractive than me. And secondly it would get boring after awhile. You'd see yet another picture of me in my nylons, and initially you'd be excited, but then after awhile trust me it would get old.
And then I'd have to start getting more creative by making movies of me having sex in pantyhose, and pictures of me wearing nothing but pantyhose, and naked from the waist up. And so on and so on. But that's not what I want. So I will tell you about my life in pantyhose, and that'll have to be enough, for now.
Hi my name is Lisa and I'm absolutely in love with pantyhose. Seriously. I'm not really sure how it all started. All I know is that on a daily basis, I wear pantyhose. So that means I have to shave every day now to keep my legs silky smooth so as not to snag the delicate nylon fabric, but that's a small price to pay considering how great my legs look and how sexy I feel in them.
I'm sitting here now on my couch typing this in my new body stocking that I just bought. For 20 bucks I think I'm worth it. Of course there is one draw back to wearing anything nylon, it snags so easy, which I hate, but what can I do? I bought an opaque body stocking, because I figured that it wouldn't snag as much as a sheer body stocking. But I was wrong. It's nude and it's crotchless and I look hot! But every time I scratch an itch, my fingernails snag the nylon, which isn't fair, but that's my life i guess, one snag after another.
I'm stuffing my mouth full of popcorn, typing this, and watching TV, and some of the popcorn kernels are sitting on my legs, snagging them all the more, Damn! I tried to brush them off, and onlygot more snags in my nylons, screw it!
But anyway, I'll be wearing this baby to work tomorrow at my housekeeping job at a nearby motel. Of course I can't wear it out in the open, so everyone can see it, which sucks, but I have to wear it under my uniform. But I get to wear it just the same. I think I'll sleep in it tonight and tomorrow morning my legs should still be smooth enough where I won't have to take off my body stocking and shave them. I'll just leave it on, all day while I'm at work. It'll feel so sexy against my body. I took a shower today so I should be good all day tomorrow.
But anyway I have to get to bed now, I'm tired.