pantyhose

 So I was sitting here in my recliner chair this morning, with my pantyhose on of course, and nothing else, no shirt no bra no nothing, absolutely naked except my tan pair of pantyhose! Hey I wear pantyhose 24/7 and at night when I get home from work and I'm all alone, I strip off my uniform and my bra right down to my pantyhose and I walk around the house the rest of the night that way, and I sleep that way and when I get up in the morning I stay like that until I need to get dressed for work.

But still it does have it's drawbacks. Like this morning, a day like any other day right? Wrong! It started out all right, till I was drinking my morning cup of coffee, and while I was balancing the cup on the arm of my chair, some mysterious force knocked it off the arm and right into my lap! I mean I only set it down for a minute just to pick up my newspaper off the floor, and then Wham! A whole cup of coffee in my lap! What did I do to deserve that?

And did it burn? You betcha, it hurt like a S.O.B! My pantyhose might have protected my legs from being scalded. There were some red patches on my legs, but nothing permanent thank goodness! And so after screaming at the op of my voice, I cleaned up the coffee on my legs with a cold wet dish cloth, and made myself another cup of coffee, this second cup I actually got to drink. Then I got dressed, my legs still smelling of coffee, and then went off to work. I took a shower when I got home, and washed my pantyhose out, and hung them up to dry, all in all it wasn't a really bad day, except…

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